The first blog dedicated to the proposition that Bend, Oregon really, truly, deeply and profoundly sucks.
Monday, July 23, 2012
We're Number One!
See that number 54 smack-dab in the middle of Oregon? Yep, that's little old Bend -- coldest town in the Lower 49 states at this moment (10 a.m. on July 23, 2012).
But no worries; it probably will warm up to 60 by late afternoon.
Meanwhile, Albuquerque's looking good at 80.
Monday, July 9, 2012
My Pride and Joy
This is my new most-prized possession (and a neat early birthday gift) -- a custom-made BEND SUX mug handcrafted by Owen Gearing Dearing of Bend, aka "The Mugmaker." Owen is a fine craftsman and a helluva nice guy who creates beautiful mugs with your choice of custom lettering or design, and also very lovely shaving mugs (I bought one). Check it all out here.
P.S.: I'm sure Owen would be happy to make any of my fans a BEND SUX mug of his/her very own.
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Anthropological Fact
"Chimpanzees never shelter from the rain; they just sit in the open and look miserable, occasionally shaking themselves to throw off the raindrops clinging to their coats." Source: http://chimpanzeesite.webs.com/everydaylife.htm
Q: What's the difference between chimpanzees and Oregonians?
A: Oregonians sit out in the rain grinning, and they don't bother to shake.
Q: What's the difference between chimpanzees and Oregonians?
A: Oregonians sit out in the rain grinning, and they don't bother to shake.
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